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the artificial noise in Bryant-Denny-Saban Stadium/Field is too dang loud!

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Wonder how involved Nick Saban was with this since he's the biggest complainer on NIL yet benefited from the same actions when it was unchecked during his time

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I ask that coaches please lie to me with the dignity I deserve as a long time CFB fan. I don't mind the lying, but put some effort into it.

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Really gonna miss seeing Bama rewarded with a poll bump for dismantling Austin Peay while the B1G+8 and BigXII+IV self-cannibalize in mid-November.

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I'd love to think my Bruins have a shot of winning it all but man our pitching. 😳 Love Taylor Tinsley's tenacity and persistence but our lack of depth will be our undoing.

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Ooh, this could get interesting. Folks in states like Alabama, Louisiana, Florida, and Mississippi, if nothing else, *love* their football. Nick Saban recently complained that too many top recruits were going to northern states just for the money and they wouldn't go otherwise. What if they went /1

In reference to Nick Saban's criticism of recruit transfers to northern schools for financial incentives.