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Meltdown of the Day

LSU

CAT 48th CAT 4+ DAY THIS MONTH
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61ยฐstorm
FANS ARE UNWELL
Chaos Score ๐ŸŒช๏ธ61ยฐ
Panic Temp ๐Ÿ˜ณ62
COPIUM LVL ๐Ÿฅด68
RIVALS ๐Ÿ˜‚55
Doom Index ๐Ÿ’€48
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Why They're Cooked

Lane Kiffin just lost a blue-chip offensive lineman to a Big Ten school, continuing a recruiting losing streak at a position LSU desperately needs.