THE SALT MINES
Real-time extractions of pure, unrefined fan resentment
“As a 10 year old, I thought they were amazing. EVERYONE else around me universally hated them. And then we got smoked.”
“I'm cautiously optimistic about the Sumrall era.”
↳ In reference to head coach Billy Napier's replacement, Todd Sumrall, beginning his tenure at Florida.
“Lawrence and Algeria are going to be forever intertwined like Boston and Scotland. I can't wait for Kansas students 20 years from now to wonder why people are waving Algeria flags at the homecoming game vs Utah”
“The cool names just keep piling up. CJ Cypher sounds like he averages 4 TDs a game and writes diss tracks about referees.”
“Georgia basically had to be the Philadelphia Eagles to go back to back!! IT'S SO HARD!”
“Getting our asses whooped twice by Troy didn't help much. But at least we have bragging rights from sweeping the regular-season series with FSU.”
↳ In reference to losses to Troy and a regular-season series victory over FSU.
“Kentucky football is about to have the best recruiting weekend it has ever had”
“Not good when FSU is ahead of us 🤬”
↳ In reference to Florida's ranking or standing falling behind FSU in some metric.
“the artificial noise in Bryant-Denny-Saban Stadium/Field is too dang loud!”
“I'm sad to see Gussy go but happy when I heard Batt was leaving. Felt like the underlying tone in all the projects he announced was that he would sell out anything (including the campus) to try to appease the donor class.”
↳ In reference to athletic director Batt's departure and predecessor Gussy's exit from Michigan State.
“J Batt makes the laziest, most unimaginative coaching hire in the history of MSU football and then he leaves?!”
↳ In reference to Michigan State athletic director Jalen Batt's coaching hire decision and subsequent departure.
“Yes, giving him more income is definitely the way to get him to tackle his gambling addiction.”
“The BoT has got to go ASAP. The Prez/AD jobs have become revolving doors and we cannot afford further embarrassment. GET EM OUT.”
↳ In reference to Michigan State's Board of Trustees leadership and recent turnover in president and athletic director positions.
“Love the recruiting updates but—geez—let's wait until we actually win a few SEC games before strutting about high school seniors.”
↳ In reference to Florida's historical championship seasons in 1969 and 1972.
“That Board situation is a disaster and an embarrassment.”
↳ In reference to Michigan State's Board of Trustees leadership and decision-making.
“I knew I should've gone to bed, late night posts like this are bad for my health”
“The MSU BoT has GOT to get scrubbed.”
↳ In reference to Michigan State's Board of Trustees needing leadership changes.
“He probably didn't get enough minutes to show his skill set this last year. Hoping he breaks out this year!”
↳ In reference to an Iowa basketball player who played in a high school state tournament game against Linn-Mar.
“I can name hundreds of UK basketball players lol”
↳ In reference to Kentucky football players versus the large number of basketball players a fan can name.
