Auburn football is in full fall-camp fantasy mode while basketball quietly does actual roster construction.
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Football is Auburn in a nutshell: 24 headlines about transfer O-linemen and defensive line "leaps" that may or may not matter come October, because this is what Auburn does every single August before September reality hits different. Meanwhile, basketball is actually moving chess pieces — a fifth-year guard via legal lawsuit settlement, depth moves that look intentional — and the fanbase is oddly calm about it because competence is weird in Auburn hoops. One sport is running on pure vibes and tradition; the other is actually building something.
🔥 Auburn football is in full fall-camp fantasy mode while basketball quietly does actual roster construction.
SALT MINES
AUGUST 14, 2026
“The shite he is doing now is on brand for Jerry Springer or Howard Stern. The subject is gross and the attempt to attention is a gotcha spoof into identity politics. No upstanding basketball coach with integrity would get involved. Football coaches too. Gus nope? You're telling on yourself for having a little Peen-I”
↳ re: Auburn BBall Roster is Complete- Mantas Signs!
“Tbh, I wouldn't be all that happy going 6-6 this year considering we have a 5th year senior at QB in Byrum Brown, all his offensive coaches and his head coach came here together, his WR's, his Center, etc. all came with him. We retained DJ Durkin at DC and it's true that we lost some talented guys on defense but we still have alot of talent on this defense. This coaching staff is really good. We have 3 coaches on our defensive staff that are SEC defensive coordinators with Durkin, Banks was DC a”
↳ CBS Top 138
“Liked watching those videos. Thanks 1968. What I see, and as crazy as it sounds, Byrum Brown will most likely be playing behind a better OL at Auburn this year. Let's go!”
↳ The Golesh Era
“Those are some good points. If the roster was cobbled together I agree with 6-6 expectations but as far as the offense goes Golesh and Brown carried over as much as you can expect.”
↳ CBS Top 138
“They only took one OL transfer and it was an interior guy, so they weren’t in a market anyways. That being said, Simmons also isn’t the highest rated guy. I think he was like ~24 or so of OT’s in the transfer portal.”
↳ re: Team is moved to the Grand National Marriott for the next 2 weeks
“I believe the latest thing he said is our newest receiver, the other receiver from Saraland is better than Ryan Williams. Saw him in the playoffs last year against my son’s team. Yes. Better than Ryan Coleman Painted Nails Williams. Dude is a baller.”
↳ The Golesh Era