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Auburn's doing the offseason thing: recruiting rankings tick up, camp reports are positive, running back room looks deep. It's June and things are fine. The one ominous note—that OL appraisal headline—isn't enough to crater the mood when everything else is hype fuel and roster construction.

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I knew I should've gone to bed, late night posts like this are bad for my health

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Dread him, run from him, Auburn Jesus arrives all the same

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If you know about SEC football, you know how much cachet Tuberville got just because he had some success as head coach at Auburn. Some of us realize football smarts don't mean you'll care about your constituents as a politician.

In reference to Tommy Tuberville's tenure as Auburn head coach and his subsequent political career.

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Twitter has been such garbage for years that one time, back in like 2021/2022, I QTed a post by the Auburn basketball team of them getting baptized in the Dead Sea to say that I didn’t like that that had happened, and I got a bunch of christofascist freaks in my mentions calling me all kinds of shit

In reference to Auburn basketball's 2021/2022 Dead Sea baptism trip that generated social media controversy.

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Name recognition doesn’t guarantee competence. Didn’t Auburn beat Alabama when they were sanctioned for a cheating scandal and their program was in a downward spiral?

In reference to Auburn's 2010 victory over Alabama during Alabama's NCAA probation period.

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Could Auburn Basketball Lose Players After New NCAA Eligibility Requirements? https://www.rawchili.com/nba/742715/ It is certainly a new era in college basketball, as overseas players are flooding teams all across the…

In reference to new NCAA eligibility rules affecting overseas player recruitment in college basketball.