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Colorado football walked into fall camp with real hype and a winnable Georgia Tech opener, then Deion Sanders decided the media blackout was the move—turning preseason momentum into a national embarrassment about control and paranoia that has everyone convinced he's hiding something catastrophic. Meanwhile, basketball is peacefully riding the Marion hiring wave with a legitimately exciting offensive system that's got Buff Nation believing in Elite Eight dreams (give it 47 days before reality checks in).

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↗Described as basketball on grass, Brennan Marion’s fast-paced 'Go-Go' offense arrives at Colorado - AP NewsAP News↗4 Pac-12 teams Gonzaga should be most worried about in 2026-27 - Sports IllustratedSports Illustrated↗Described as basketball on grass, Brennan Marion’s fast-paced 'Go-Go' offense arrives at Colorado - Toronto StarToronto Star