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Colorado football limps past Georgia Tech in Deion's debut while basketball enters the dead zone of offseason irrelevance.

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The football team survived Week 1 against Georgia Tech but looked absolutely brutal doing it — offense ran like a JV squad, and national media is already circling Deion's seat before Labor Day even hits. Meanwhile, basketball is coasting through early September in complete dead-zone silence: recruiting locked, portal closed, Tad Boyle somewhere getting fitted for new glasses, and that baseline rebuild anxiety just quietly simmering in the background waiting to boil over.

🔥 Colorado football limps past Georgia Tech in Deion's debut while basketball enters the dead zone of offseason irrelevance.

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