FSU is simultaneously trying to convince itself that recruiting wins matter while watching its best players leave for the NBA and its head coach coach for his job.
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Football is the main event here: Norvell landed some nice commits and there's genuine 2026 optimism, but everyone knows he's coaching for his life and national media is openly questioning whether FSU is actually back or just pretending. Meanwhile, basketball lost McCray and Jones to the NBA and is doing the classic move of spinning it as good news while hyping freshmen who look great in June practice and a FAMU transfer like that solves the problem. It's hope without conviction across the board.
🔥 FSU is simultaneously trying to convince itself that recruiting wins matter while watching its best players leave for the NBA and its head coach coach for his job.
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RECENT FAN POSTS
“Noles News: CBS Sports ranks Norvell as nation’s 42nd best Power 4 coach https://www.newsbeep.com/us/668023/ Last year, Florida State crowned two regional champions and sent 21 athletes to the NCAA Outdoor National Championship…”
↳ In reference to Mike Norvell's coaching ranking by CBS Sports among Power 4 coaches.
“Noles News: CBS Sports ranks Norvell as nation’s 42nd best Power 4 coach https://www.rawchili.com/nfl/902580/ Last year, Florida State crowned two regional champions and sent 21 athletes to the NCAA Outdoor National Championship…”
↳ In reference to Mike Norvell's coaching ranking by CBS Sports among Power 4 coaches.
“FSU Football: QB Luke Rubley sets visit with Florida State https://www.newsbeep.com/us-fl/285418/ May 26, 2026, 12:45 p.m. ET The Florida State Seminoles hosted 2028 three-star quarterback Luke Rubley back in…”
↳ In reference to quarterback Luke Rubley, a 2028 recruit, scheduling a visit to Florida State.
“Florida State football has to get these 3 recruits in its 2027 recruiting class https://www.newsbeep.com/us-fl/284354/ Florida State’s 2027 recruiting class has been moving at a snail’s pace, as arch-rivals Miami and Florida have…”
↳ In reference to Florida State's slow progress in recruiting for the 2027 class versus rivals Miami and Florida.
“Noles News: CBS Sports ranks Norvell as nation’s 42nd best Power 4 coach https://www.rawchili.com/5009213/ Last year, Florida State crowned two regional champions and sent 21 athletes to the NCAA Outdoor National Championship…”
↳ In reference to Mike Norvell's coaching ranking by CBS Sports among Power 4 coaches.
“I’m here because I need an outlet to lose my shit over FSU football and cry when my baseball team loses and it’s working out so far. I don’t need any of that other shit you’re talking about.”