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Kansas State is doing the unsexy thing and it's actually working — both programs are quietly competent while everyone else loses their minds.

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Basketball is a non-issue under Bruce Weber with Jerome Tang's Baylor move already in the rearview mirror and zero offseason drama to speak of. Football is the real story here — Collin Klein's quietly running circles around the rest of the Big 12 through portal moves and recruiting while programs around them are imploding, and nobody's even panicking because this is just Kansas State being Kansas State. The vibe is 'we know what we're doing and we don't need to scream about it,' which is honestly the most lethal energy in college sports.

🔥 Kansas State is doing the unsexy thing and it's actually working — both programs are quietly competent while everyone else loses their minds.

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And my main memory of K-State is that there were sheep basically living at the football stadium? I may have made that up.

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Email Subject: As seen on Charles Melton Fun fact: He played football at Kansas State University the same time I cheered there 🤭 I also know him as Chuck and have partied with him on college 🤭