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Miami's best player went down with a shoulder injury in the season opener, didn't travel to Stanford, and the Hurricanes had to blank out the depth chart before tipoff — but then they annihilated Stanford anyway, so now nobody knows what to believe.

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The Canes lost their star before the game even started and still blew out a ranked opponent, which is either the most Miami thing ever or a sign this team is actually dangerous. Copium is running high because winning ugly with half your roster healthy is technically still winning. The injury itself stings, but the 'we won without him' narrative is already doing heavy lifting in Miami's fanbase messaging.

🔥 Miami's best player went down with a shoulder injury in the season opener, didn't travel to Stanford, and the Hurricanes had to blank out the depth chart before tipoff — but then they annihilated Stanford anyway, so now nobody knows what to believe.

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SEPTEMBER 5, 2026

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“Not only do we win but we also cover the spread”

↳ canes on upset alert?

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“Mallory’s vision is elite”

↳ Miami’s Javian Mallory Drawing Early Praise from Cristobal

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“Sooo RB #3? Just looks different when he’s running it.. Not going to be able to keep this kid off the field. Also, was really surprise he was returning kicks. We got a really good one.”

↳ Miami’s Javian Mallory Drawing Early Praise from Cristobal

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“Kid can block, catch and of course run. I think he will be a major weapon by mid season.”

↳ Miami’s Javian Mallory Drawing Early Praise from Cristobal

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“It’s going to be like this all season. The standard they will be held to will be higher than anyone’s. Anything less than a blow out will be scrutinized. With the criticism of the “weak” schedule style points will be needed.”

↳ canes on upset alert?

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“UF is getting a ton of press this morning and yup the they’re back narrative and the pundits are putting them top 10 Now that’s of course extreme and the college football media always overreacts but they’re improved Ole Miss is not great so this was not a surprise but people need to relax in crowning teams And as always, Miami is getting criticized for its schedule so we have to win”

↳ Week 4 Games Thread ‘26