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No major events — just the usual anxiety.

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Michigan State football is in its usual June fog — Mel Tucker's gone, the rebuild is cooking, and nobody's fired yet so technically things are fine. Fans are doing that thing where they're simultaneously convinced the new regime will work and terrified it won't. It's the most Michigan State mood possible.

🔥 No major events — just the usual anxiety.

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I'm sad to see Gussy go but happy when I heard Batt was leaving. Felt like the underlying tone in all the projects he announced was that he would sell out anything (including the campus) to try to appease the donor class.

In reference to athletic director Batt's departure and predecessor Gussy's exit from Michigan State.

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J Batt makes the laziest, most unimaginative coaching hire in the history of MSU football and then he leaves?!

In reference to Michigan State athletic director Jalen Batt's coaching hire decision and subsequent departure.

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The BoT has got to go ASAP. The Prez/AD jobs have become revolving doors and we cannot afford further embarrassment. GET EM OUT.

In reference to Michigan State's Board of Trustees leadership and recent turnover in president and athletic director positions.

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That Board situation is a disaster and an embarrassment.

In reference to Michigan State's Board of Trustees leadership and decision-making.

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The MSU BoT has GOT to get scrubbed.

In reference to Michigan State's Board of Trustees needing leadership changes.

SOCIAL MEDIARIVAL PRESSURE

I've heard nothing good happens in a Friday night game in East Lansing in late November, can't wait to find out