Ohio State is peacefully stacking blue-chip talent across both programs while the rest of college sports collectively holds its breath.
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Football is in full championship-program autopilot mode—recruiting classes are stacked, facility upgrades are incoming, and losing one receiver commit to BYU barely registers as a speed bump on the path to national relevance. Basketball isn't far behind, riding the high of elite 2027 recruiting class buzz and impressing the old heads with 15-year-old state champs making the pilgrimage to Columbus. This is what peacetime looks like for a blue blood: pure, uncut copium fuel dressed up as optimism, with just enough anxiety baked in to keep the fanbase slightly on edge.
🔥 Ohio State is peacefully stacking blue-chip talent across both programs while the rest of college sports collectively holds its breath.
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RECENT FAN POSTS
“At this point, I'm far too skeptical of the schools themselves to think this could help. They're going to find the loopholes and exploit them.”
“Now available for testing by WBB fans comfortable with the command line: github.com/dwillis/hoop..., a command-line game inspired by the 1980s "Hoops" game. Choose your seasons/teams and coach one of them, or have the computer run simulations. Kick the tires and tell me what sucks.”
↳ In reference to a command-line basketball coaching simulation game being developed for testing.
“Indianapolis #Colts GM Chris Ballard’s 10th & last dance? Indiana Football #iufb favored over Buckeyes! #Cavs fold while swept! youtube.com/live/6p7qbEc...”
↳ In reference to an Indiana vs. Ohio State football matchup where Indiana was favored.
“Four-Star Linebacker Prince Goldsby Commits to Ohio State https://www.rawchili.com/5008215/ James Laurinaitis has found the Prince That Was Promised. The Ohio State linebackers coach continues to establish himself…”
↳ In reference to four-star linebacker Prince Goldsby's commitment to Ohio State.
“Indiana football: Opening betting odds released for IU vs. Ohio State in Week 7 of 2026 season https://www.rawchili.com/5008300/ One of college football’s most anticipated games of the 2026 season takes place Week 7 when Indiana hosts…”
↳ In reference to the Week 7 matchup between Indiana and Ohio State in the 2026 season.
“Four-Star Linebacker Prince Goldsby Commits to Ohio State https://www.rawchili.com/nfl/901502/ James Laurinaitis has found the Prince That Was Promised. The Ohio State linebackers coach continues to establish himself…”
↳ In reference to four-star linebacker Prince Goldsby's commitment to Ohio State.