Penn State football is in full preseason delusion mode while basketball quietly naps through summer.
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SITUATION REPORT
Football is doing the offseason thing where everyone's convinced Matt Campbell's QB haul and that supposedly cooking defense are going to flip the script come September — spoiler alert, it's June, so reality is still three months away and the panic hasn't fully set in yet. A random Tennessee transfer portal casualty (Chaz Coleman) washing out is the only real schadenfreude available. Basketball, meanwhile, is completely asleep at the wheel — summer workouts and draft noise from other sports aren't moving the needle, just baseline offseason nothing happening.
🔥 Penn State football is in full preseason delusion mode while basketball quietly naps through summer.
THE RECEIPTS
SALT MINES
RECENT FAN POSTS
“I was hoping you'd come back before too long to discuss how Matt Campbell has been doing so far. Hope you guys have a great summer, stay blessed and never stop being awesome!!”
↳ In reference to Matt Campbell, Penn State's football coach hired in 2024.
“With Aaron Rodgers retiring after this season, it seems like Jaxon Dart will step up to replace him as the official cartoonishly douchey QB of the NFL.”
↳ In reference to Aaron Rodgers and Jaxon Dart, comparing their public personas.
“The Giants played stupid ignored it. What happened to extensive background checks? I thought every NFL team does that with every single player or is it just picking and choose obviously, they just ignored his background and who he really is and you bring him to New York City?”
↳ In reference to a Penn State player who was signed by the NY Giants despite background concerns.
“This is the only thing I remember about him last season. He stayed in bounds, then got pissy that he actually got hit. Typical MAGA thinking that they are above consequences. youtube.com/shorts/kgji2...”
↳ In reference to a specific player incident from the previous season involving staying in bounds and a reaction to being hit.
“Long time Season ticket holder here who lives in CA but still flies back for games. I was finally excited for a turnaround year, after years of suffering.. but now I feel the same way as you.”
“I never actively rooted against an NFL team, but now I will. F that guy.”
↳ In reference to a Penn State player now in the NFL who the fan will actively root against.