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Football is riding pure preseason vibes into Saturday's reality check while basketball sits in complete offseason silence.

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Penn State football is living in that golden offseason moment where every fan still believes in the dream — no losses yet, no transfer portal disasters, just carefully curated hype and playlists waiting for actual football to either validate or obliterate it all. Meanwhile, Penn State basketball isn't even in purgatory; it's in The Void. Radio silence. No transfers, no recruiting drama, no schedule announcements — just absolute nothingness while the rest of college hoops moves on without them.

🔥 Football is riding pure preseason vibes into Saturday's reality check while basketball sits in complete offseason silence.

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“The NCAA put the new rule in place with the intention of it applying going forward, just as nearly all rule changes do. Some of the 2022 athletes had used up their four years of eligibility under the old rules and some had already left college. Now, when the new rule is implemented some of these athletes are essentially saying “I know I was subject to the rules in place when my eligibility expired, but if this rule would have been changed while I was still in school and had eligibility left, I w”

↳ Josh Reed Returns To Penn State Basketball For 2026-27 Season | Black Shoe Diaries

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“Best news I've heard for this program and probably 5 years.”

↳ Josh Reed Returns To Penn State Basketball For 2026-27 Season | Black Shoe Diaries

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“Great news for Penn State men’s bball team. Guaranteeing a 10 win season in the BG10 conference play!!!!!”

↳ Josh Reed Returns To Penn State Basketball For 2026-27 Season | Black Shoe Diaries

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“Askew seems poised to make the Academic All-Big Ten team early in his career, as he selected Penn State over a host of Ivy League offers, as well as his pick of service academies. This young man turned down some excellent opportunities to play with us. I’m going to be watching him. He deserves our support, even if it doesn’t work out.”

↳ Only Christian Askew Until Penn State Football | Black Shoe Diaries

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“Paterno Inferno. Until Minnesota Ugh. Without a doubt the most quiet Beaver stadium has ever been. Then Michigan and tom Brady. Then Michigan state and some coach named Nick Saban . The year that coulda shoulda .”

↳ Happy Valley Rewind: Penn State-Purdue 1999 | Black Shoe Diaries

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“That is good news for the team. Of course that is assuming the ruling does not get overturned. I'm not sure why the NCAA is contesting this rule. It only affects one class and one season.”

↳ Josh Reed Returns To Penn State Basketball For 2026-27 Season | Black Shoe Diaries