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Sark's got the Longhorns riding fall camp vibes while hoops quietly gambles everything on the portal before September camp.

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Austin is running on pure football optimism right now—Steve Sarkisian has the fall camp energy so electric that the Longhorn Network basically has a printing press for cope about roster depth and recruiting rankings. But here's the thing: while football fans are mainlining August hype like it's their job, Texas basketball is sitting in this terrifying quiet where nothing's blown up yet, which somehow feels worse. Rodney Terry's banking hard on portal magic materializing before the season starts, and if those transfers don't show, suddenly the hoops program goes from "rebuild patience" to "actually, where's the talent?" Either way, it's a tale of two programs living in completely different emotional universes.

🔥 Sark's got the Longhorns riding fall camp vibes while hoops quietly gambles everything on the portal before September camp.

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We might see the longhorns run the ball downhill when kj lacey or dia bell takes over. I remember when that used to happen.

Five-star RB Landen Williams-Callis commits to Texas over Texas A&M, others | Burnt Orange Nation

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Looking at the Top 10 above, I see 9 teams with a real shot to win the natty this year. I left A&M out cause they have too many questions at QB and the offensive line. And there's always at least one surprise guest at the end of the year. The problem is, most of those teams are just as talented as a Longhorns so like it always it will come down to a few bounces of the oblong ball and more importantly, injury luck. If those go our way in '26, we should absolutely be right in the mix at the end.

Texas ranks No. 4 in preseason Coaches Poll | Burnt Orange Nation

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Short answer, no. I was at the game in Morgantown in 11/2013 and it was very much a non-contact injury. BTW, was a late night OT victory with a Steve Edmond INT to seal it.

Five-star RB Landen Williams-Callis commits to Texas over Texas A&M, others | Burnt Orange Nation

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It’d be interesting to speak with someone who is negative going into this season. I get downplaying for one’s own feelings to not be disappointed. But I’d think similar to your interaction noted here even the generally cautious are quite positive this year.

More than Arch Manning will define Texas QB success in 2026 | Burnt Orange Nation

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He doesn't look like he takes too many punishing hits... There's an awful lot of find a hole, burst through, force a bad angle, and outrun everyone. I would allow him to rush for 4000 yards of that's the result.

Five-star RB Landen Williams-Callis commits to Texas over Texas A&M, others | Burnt Orange Nation

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I agree Crusher plus he has the best offensive line in the class of 2027. We might see the longhorns run the ball downhill when kj lacey or dia bell takes over.

Five-star RB Landen Williams-Callis commits to Texas over Texas A&M, others | Burnt Orange Nation