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Texas A&M football is in full preseason delusion mode while basketball quietly waits for Buzz to work miracles.

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It's late June and the Aggie football fanbase is already deep in the copium, selling themselves hard on Marcel Reed's redemption arc, five-star recruits, and a revenge tour that feels increasingly mandatory in their heads—the "we're actually contenders" energy is in full effect and the Arch Manning discourse won't die. Meanwhile, basketball is doing its usual June ghost routine under Buzz Williams, waiting for consistency that may or may not ever show up, because apparently the Aggies can only have one sport firing at a time.

🔥 Texas A&M football is in full preseason delusion mode while basketball quietly waits for Buzz to work miracles.

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Yes, giving him more income is definitely the way to get him to tackle his gambling addiction.

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Texas A&M coach Mike Elko with the honesty award on the right CFP number: “If you ask Mike Elko what I want, I want 40, because then I’ll make it and I won’t get fired.

In reference to Mike Elko's desired College Football Playoff seeding number and job security implications.

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Man makes joke, internet stumbles on itself to WELL ACTUALLY IF THE PLAYOFF WAS 40 THEN IT WOULDN'T WORK THAT WAY. Good lord. Just laugh.

In reference to a debate about hypothetical 40-team playoff expansion logistics.

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Hilariously untrue. IDK how guys who spend nearly every waking second thinking about CFB can misunderstand it so much. But maybe that's the disconnect of being a coach

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The SEC is just mad they aren’t the only conference paying players anymore

In reference to other conferences now being able to pay players through NIL deals and enter the recruiting competition.

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The 5 Most Painful Losses in Texas A&M Football History https://www.newsbeep.com/us-tx/308375/ If you’re a true fan of a sports team, you tend to remember some of the worst losses…

In reference to a newsbeep.com article about Texas A&M's five most painful football losses in program history.