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Washington State basketball is in that weird offseason purgatory where nobody's paying attention and the fanbase is just quietly waiting to see if anything good happens. It's June, the portal is closed, and Pullman is basically a ghost town. The Cougars aren't good enough to generate hype, not bad enough to melt down.

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The new Washington DC MLV franchise named Deitre Collins-Parker as its first head coach. The former Hawaii All-American coached at UNLV, Cornell and San Diego State, winning league titles at the latter two schools. She was last an assistant for the San Diego Mojo.

In reference to Deitre Collins-Parker's appointment as head coach of a new Washington DC MLV (Major League Volleyball) franchise.

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Cougar football standout dons Washington State crimson and gray again to finish degree a decade after leaving for the pros https://www.rawchili.com/nfl/901670/ Former Arizona Cardinal Deone Bucannon likes to keep his promises. In 2014, the standout Washington State University safety…

In reference to Deone Bucannon, a former Washington State safety who played in the NFL and returned to complete his degree.

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Can't believe Washington State won a conference title in baseball AND football in the same year, dang.

In reference to Washington State winning both baseball and football conference titles in the same year.

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🔁 @sdsportsfiend retweeted @sonsofmontyNIL SDSU fans have heard basketball is a game of runs, but we've seen some incredible scoring runs by this baseball team this weekend. One final game in this Mountain West Championship. SDSU vs Washington State, winner takes all. #LFGSDSU

In reference to a Mountain West Championship baseball game between SDSU and Washington State.

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It is fabled but never seen... Bowless fart isn't really diarrhea, it's just isee did Nerdy Doktor. Let the football do the talking You think you know the difference between anthrax and Turd when you see pilot farts. Especially if the difference is in the State of Washington.

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Washington State Football Preview 2026: Total Rebuild, New Pac-12, Same Expectations collegefootballnews.com/college-foot...

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